I wrote this post while eating a donut

If you were a porch light, I would keep you turned on.

The Nostalgic Me [surrounded by moths]: PLEASE TURN ME OFF

If everyone is a giga chad that means no one is a giga chad

You’re like lightning in a bottle. I’m struck.

If you only knew…

My answers were 1-Tiger, 2- golden retriever, 3-hummingbird. I think this checks out for me.

Your name must be Willie Nelson, because you are always on my mind.

A pen exploded in my hand. Today is still a good day.

The Nostalgic Is that your superpower? Exploding pens? If the pen is mightier than the sword and you explode pens, would people only fight with swords?

Hey The Nostalgic perhaps you should film an updated version of this for the modern age? We all have to find a way to deal with 'cyberstress'. youtu.be/DVprerMi5Dg?si…

Overthinking about not overthinking

I don’t care about getting the credit, I just want to see results.

I hope they give you laugh lines.

I washed my car in the rain. I don't know why more people don't do this. Disclaimer: Don't do this unless you're a professional rain washer.

It might all be a little upside down, but we’re still holding on.

We wouldn’t even have to talk…

This is real life

In this home, we say “I Love You” with our full chest.