Someone hit the play button.

Xmas could come early if the Americans vote that orange fascist out.

It’s an anal sex kind of morning. Not really, elbow deep into emails.

A small wedding in Maine led to three separate Covid-19 outbreaks that caused 178 infections, 7 hospitalizations, and 7 deaths. None of those who got seriously ill or died even went to the wedding. cnn.com/2020/11/12/hea…

Need some excitement.

Dund’d up. Not really.

Broken country. Broken people.

any tips to warm up feet that don’t involve microwaving them?

Happy Friday.

Oh yeah, long weekend.

My TL is just people’s selfies from accounts I don’t follow.

The best part about applying for jobs is after uploading your CV, filling in all your experience. What’s the point?

imagine thinking right said Fred are a legitimate source of knowledge. Lol gtfo.

My TL is just of peoples tweets that I don’t follow that have been liked by those that I do follow. What a mess.

Being in a relationship you can’t walk away from easily is soul destroying.

I’ve seen countless of these tweets/ profiles now. Less than a month old, 4 tweets and thousands of followers already.

Is it a mask if you sit on my face?

The Bellend D’or.

This should be the headline in every major media outlet. In fact it should have been the headline in every major media outlet since the beginning of the genocide. But I guess that would be telling the truth.

The translation button never disappoints with these people