"Jennifer Walter's obsession with Steve Rogers' virginity is both funny and terrifying."

|| Just a reminder, I do NOT smut Yelena out. Please don't send dick pics or anything of that nature. This is a lewd-free account. Thank you.

Hey, Clint, you missed one.

|| My Yelena is not a Thunderbolt, fyi. I'm going a different direction with her.

"Hey, Val, you can take your Thunderbolts and shove it up your overpaid, Botox ass!"

"My superpower is that I'm a complete smartass and you can't hate me for it."

Judging you in Russian.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

"Val doesn't like that me and Alexei joke on that clown, John Walker. Hey, he started it when he opened his mouth. Not my fault he's an annoying ass, or that he's just too easy to roast!"

"Sure, he's a sadistic killer, I get that. But Baron Zemo does have some moves, sue me."

|| If you're a legit Roleplay account, please ignore what I'm about to type: Female Bots and sex accounts made for intentions of scamming others: STOP FOLLOWING ME, GOT THAT? I am so sick of these morons spamming my friends list. Nobody wants you following them. GO WAY!

"Thunderbolts? Seriously? That name is about as lame as The Suicide Squad, but we're real."

"For two minutes....or was it two seconds?"

"Hey, hey, go a little easy on this Sharon Carter person. It's not every day your boyfriend leaves ya for your great-aunt, ya know? Oh, Steve Rogers, you are so taboo, you naughty soldier! By the way, where does Peggy get her lipstick? I love that color!"

"Seriously, this dude is ugly."

"Hey, Walker, TEMU called. They want that suit back."

"Dem fightin' words." She snorts into laughter.