I am thankful for being a part of Big Blue Nation, the 2024 Maui Invitational, pocket mints, passing out on the couch, cheese whiz, Joe Flacco, Tom Brands, decorative gourds, the guy who invented waistbands (a true hero of gluttony), lawn darts, Beavis and Butthead, and shovels.

If this game is anything like the other Thanksgiving Day games then we can expect a call from the NFL for the Dolphins to make a fake comeback to keep people locked in on the game.

Toledo, Ohio

Who gives one fucc what they think

Jokic: “You really brought a book…?” Wemby: “Ya, I read before every game” Jokic: 🤦‍♂️

1A, 175: Kanen Decker (Wapsie Valley) reached the Iowa state finals with his dad, Justin, on the call. #statechampionships

This is cinema and should’ve never been deleted😂

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce didn’t get engaged. Two brands signed a deal. I wrote about the fakest love story since the Kardashians discovered basketball players. Blog post live on Substack open.substack.com/pub/themeis/p/…

The aftermath from the Charlie Kirk shooting is turning into cancel culture and free speech crackdowns. Break down here youtu.be/LNVresuM5b4?si…

Jimmy Kimmel isn’t a rebel. He’s Disney’s safest employee dressed up like one. New blog on Substack: ‘The Safest Rebel Money Can Buy substack.com/@themeis/note/…

Kamala Harris admits she skipped Pete Buttigieg as VP because America wouldn’t accept a gay man. Translation: “Don’t blame me, blame you.” New Blog on Substack: link 👇 substack.com/@themeis/note/…

𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒⚔️ Dodd dots up Schmitt for a 64-yard TD😱 PAT by Hoppes is GOOD. No. 8/9 Wartburg 21, Dubuque 0. 4:40 left in the first. #GoKnights

How Fox is broadcasting Panthers vs Jets

BREAKING: Brian Kelly has entered the transfer portal. Destination: Home Depot parking lot. open.substack.com/pub/themeis/p/…

The worst franchise in baseball, the Pittsburgh Pirates, fired Derek Shelton for being unwatchable. So naturally, the Minnesota Twins hired him to lead a “fresh start.” Read about this disaster of a hire in my blog post below 👇 open.substack.com/pub/themeis/p/…

New blog: The government is “back,” and so is the bullsh*t. 👇 substack.com/@themeis/note/…

I’m thankful for lava lamps, Red Robin, the Ben McCollum revival of Iowa Basketball, 6-4-3 double plays, Vienna sausage, acrylic paint, Eric Foreman’s basement, charcoal grills, Des Moines’ South Side, Wolfmother’s “Joker and the Thief,” Miller Lite, Michelin Man, and Bill Murray

Matt Campbell finally did it. Left Iowa State after a decade of buildup and rumors. No warning. No goodbye. Just gone. New Blog covering the whole saga is up on Substack open.substack.com/pub/themeis/p/…

Elon Musk: The only man alive who got socially rejected by a sex trafficker. New blog up on Substack open.substack.com/pub/themeis/p/…