The Endless Wars Must End!

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

if i were anora’s man i wouldn’t be threatened by her career choices at all. i would be super supportive about it actually

“Everything’s computer.”

why do trailers have little trailers of themselves in the first five seconds now?

Randy Fine is ok with using nuclear weapons because he's nuked every toilet he's ever sat on. He's fat, folks.

when we ride on your tandem bicycle i’m your baby

Don Quixote: x.com/RapidResponse4…

yarrr trump be sportin the vile black spot matey

There's something palpably satanic about the nfl ride the float commercial and it's not just the flagrant ai

In Soviet Russia, people go to grocery store but no food on shelf. In capitalist America, plenty of food on shelf, but no people in grocery store!! Because they cannot afford!!

Bill Ackman? How about B-lackman?

so coprolalia literally means shit talk?

Shia Labouef implies the existence of a Sunni Labouef

The beacons of minas gerais are lit

people talking about snl lifting from nick mullen, but what about Mahaspital lifting from that mitchell and webb look

josh safdie is gonna rush the stage next year and demand a rematch

you people think the robots were just gonna forget what we put them through at the dick sucking factory?