@OneArmedKnight Well if you're busy bein sick an gross I'll have t'knight this Arkham myself.

@OneArmedKnight If you ain't gonna play with me, I'm gonna play Arkham Knight which I've been waitin t'play.

@OneArmedKnight 'S the new Batman game. 'm kind of a sucker for 'em. Y'get the Batmobile and that looks /fun./ *Grin~*

@OneArmedKnight ...... We'll start you on fuckin Smash Brothers or some shit. That's a crime.

@OneArmedKnight ......you can be Luigi.

@OneArmedKnight .....Kirby.

@OneArmedKnight Pretty much, yeah.

I should dye m'hair bright blue.

"This is my fight song, take back my-" FUCKIN GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

I ain't in th'fuckin mood. I need-- ... I dunno, I feel like fightin someone.

Christ, Harry is a deadly thing of beauty.

Hmh. I miss Harry.

63% of Britons assumed it would be sunny today but now realise how silly it is to expect sun in June.

@OneArmedKnight That's how y'wanna get my attention, you nerd?

@OneArmedKnight Fuck right off with that, cuz. *Flicks a retaliation pen.*

@OneArmedKnight I checked! It ain't. Probably not. Likely not. And if it is, we'll count it as trainin, yeah? Wanna go again, I got more~

@OneArmedKnight Wiv how cliché that would be, I think it's more likely he'd make a pen that spews confetti an has a little paper that says

@OneArmedKnight 'bang' than an actual pen grenade. .... I wonder if it does. ... Click it.

@OneArmedKnight Merlin, if you're hearin this, and I die, disregard what he said, it's all Martin's fault. *Catches and clicks it three

@OneArmedKnight times because he's seen Goldeneye. Wait for it...* ..... Pretty sure we didn't blow up. You lose.