i love that once you immerse yourself far enough into bdsm it just becomes looney tunes ass situations

bello! i'm seeing things im going insane

on everyone's soul this is hard

rachel berry would’ve sent her to a crack house

There’s a woman at the bar who is cheering the debate at unpredictable intervals and I was completely unable to figure out her politics until we realized she’s playing bingo

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

the illegal aliens after their transgender operations

my coworker threw a paper airplane at me and i was like “on today of all days 😟?” and she looked at me like this

***fiancé Avan Jogia

“and i told him i’m not bitter cause i finally found a lover who’s better for my liver and now i’ll finally recover”

oh she's cooked

💀

They work fast

Daily hawkhatesyou appreciation post 🖤

my instacart order was $40... i had a woman shopper, why she get my order down to $27? A MAN COULD NEVER

Bello! Got banned on Onlyfans 😦

bello! what do i do?

I mean??????

easy no ✋