live footage of me listening to The Beginning by Magdalena Bay

Imagine being an investor in one of the most valuable companies on the planet, you ask the ceo about their projected revenue and he goes "well if we sell a million of them for a billion dollars this year we'll make a bajillion dollars"

Sexual education was largely redundant for me in middle school I read up on all that crap on Wookiepedia years ago

guy with the johnny bravo build, girl batting eyelashes and swooning at him, another guy who hits himself in the face with hammers. this is just looney tunes for the tiktok addled child

if you see me retweeting that dumbass link from gmm gif know that i am listening to the beginning by magdalena bay

Nintendo Switch 2 will not be announced this year, according to my sources. “The console came out last year man,” they tell me.

watching the star wars muppet episode. why the hell are luke & c3po in a lover’s embrace

rolled outta bed at 1pm, made myself two cheese toasties and now im gonna drink a cup of coffee and watch some youtube videos