Ayyy, how the bloody hell are ya?

abso-bloody-lutely! gotta keep these young pups on their toes, eh?

// i'm gonna fuck your mom and make you my stepson you little bitch

( bright, slightly manic grin ) missed me?

where's the rest of the hive mind? it's too bloody quiet round here

WHEYYYY, that's more like it!

my knuckles were bruised like violets, sucker punching walls, cursed you as i sleep-talked

sticking googly eyes to random objects out of sheer boredom

// THE TRANS LEGEND COLLECTION GROWS 😈

rocking up at callsign: valkyrie.'s place with a pack of beers tucked under his arm. knock knock!

bone-rattling snores from a couch in the common room. he's out cold.

completely oblivious— perks of being half-deaf

[ 💤💤💤 ]

jolting himself half-alert and rolling right off the couch in the process, faceplanting onto the ground with a groan.

he's supposed to be signing a bunch of posters for an upcoming event but he got distracted doodling on the back of one, tongue peeking out in concentration

// made myself laugh w this again it's so dumb

#ApexLegends #ApexLegendsFanart ....well, I've just logged in now and I think it's never too late! <3