When they try to come crawlin back and you gotta hit 'em wit the "new taste in men, who dis?" text.

A mezcal a day keeps the Sunday blues away.

FEELIN ye new album. Ye done added to the immortal vibe of MBDTF. Also, someone get him a therapist.

KIDS SEE GHOSTS 🔥🔥🔥 ye

When someone tells me they have serious family drama: Hon, you got two days?

Life's too short to be ignored by dudes on snapchat. Send his bestie a nude and call it a day.

When u basically running on cheap vodka and overly sweetened fruit juice to make it thru the end of this summer

LMAO! blonde don diss sound like a kindergarten rap. Bruh go back to the rock you crawled out from under and leave the adults to their work. Marshall Mathers is the eternal Rap God.

Watching someone watch someone is the best thing.

👀 Rep. Beto O'Rourke 2024 presidential nominee and elect. You had me at grateful. #beto

When the Cold War apparently ain't cold or over. news.vice.com/en_us/article/…

Minimal security at airports, no one to test our food, thousands of citizens without pay, but yeah tell me how a giant ass wall helps. #loser Donald J. Trump

The most dangerous threat to our country is our own damn president! Donald J. Trump

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Fuggggggin mood after those debates

The amount of fucks I dont give about the latest Taylor Swift sob story is astronomical. Girl if you been beefing with all these people for years you ever take a look in mirror??? #girlsforscooter

Hey friendly reminder: Ariel's only obligation is being a mermaid, not white. GTF over yourself 😁

When you realize that Twitter is the Forever 21 of social media.

All those protesting about getting their haircuts and "having their rights trampled on" are awfully quiet about #AhmaudArbery and his right to JOG AND EXERCISE without being killed. Only God can judge but y'all better be prepared to reap the consequences of your inactions 🙏

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