“I said god damn. goddamn”

everything happens to me

me

I’m Uncle Tino, I edited this after a fiasco with the videog. It happens🤷🏽‍♂️ How’d I do? 🦇

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I had to go for it for NPR and bedridden-post-op-Tino who watched hella tiny desk for two months, & is now in his 10th year of being on stage🎪

sweet potato fries are my obsession rn

big bitch chronicles has begun

monday i’m doing a self care day fuck it

harnessmagazine.com/mija-cultura/

i want crawfish

FUCKIN ON PRETTY BITCHES, FUCKIN UP COMMAS N DIGITS!!!!!! open.spotify.com/track/4VOg5Mtq…

i spilled pickle juice on my spray tan

I just want to play the drums 😭

big joanie and I were at the same nail salon like 5 ft from each other and didn’t know it lmaoooo. why did I call her in the middle of my pedicure asking where she was ☠️

when Robert Downey Jr. visited Wall Street in 1992 and started cooking everyone the moment he left 😭😭

I made a music video :3 youtu.be/01ag2ATElq4?si…

finally have my twitter back 💀

Yolanda Saldívar, the woman responsible for Selena’s death, has been denied parole by the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles.

last of us s2e2 broke meeee