finally beat mass effect 3:

I am a 30 year old man, and I have rediscovered how much I fuckin love coloring.

Home Movies is the best show ever made

rosey🌹 Jelqers are ascending

Pretty sure this guy is reading my tweets

Move over, chicken and waffles. Roast beef and pancakes is where it’s at now.

Just bust a nut while inside sensory deprivation tank and my jizz fucked up the salinization levels of the water and I sank like a rock and almost downed

Did this to a guy at a bar one time

I’m one of the hardest mfs alive but this shit will ruin my entire week

I come from a universe where Last Christmas by Wham was never written until like 2014

Me lookin at all the wonderful snow

Stayin up for Santa rn gonna get his ass this time

Excuse me, game. What the fuck do you mean I can’t romance Alfira?!?

Singin My Way at the top of my lungs getting dragged out of this bar rn

Folks I’m goin down to St. James Infirmary… SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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My music producer career begins today. DJ Mungus

Alright I’ve heard you. This next ones for the ladies.