Feels like the perfect time to bring up our FACTUALLY true masterpiece once more. The truth is out there. We all know it. Believe.

We think our reporting is very clear and concise, what is there to "what" about?

WHAT?!?! THE VICTIM SPEAKS UP-?! MA'AM, MA'AM. PLEASE, TELL US EVERYTHING. WHAT HORRORS BEYOND THE RIFT DID YOU SEE? HOW DID YOU SURVIVE? DID THE WHEELIE ITSELF BRAINWASH YOU?

You clearly need to open your mind. Here. Have some bubblegum cough syrup. On the house. It will help. Just be careful of the umbrella man.

Some of us have experienced hearing loss, the 'doctors' have said it's due to repeated 'cough syrup intake' but we know that's a LIE by Big Shinra Pharma. We're not deaf - we hear the TRUTH.

NO YOU CAN'T- YOU 'LL DIE- Intern Lip Balm... stop... we can't save them all- BUT SHE'S- DAMNIT intern lip balm, don't you think it hurts me too? Day in, day out! Seeing the people of Midgar fall to the lies!! BUT WE CAN'T! SAVE! THEM! ALL!

Omg.... Stawp Mr. President. You're making us BLUSH... pick us up at 8. Italian is our favorite.

UHMMMM.. we hear at the Midgar Eye FULLY SUPPORT The Flat Gaia Federation's efforts to spread the gospel of Flat Gaia. I mean. Hellloooo? We're lucky Meteor didn't punch a hole directly through to the other side.

YOU TRY TYPE WELL WHEN SLEEP NO BECAUSE OUT THERE TRUTH.

We're ready when you are Mr. Pres, can we call you Mr. Pressie? Ignore the microphone, its just our fun lil accessory like a necklace. Not at all to record the hot goss.

From the mouth of babes ..... Ignore the blue stuff, we spilled some mako. Ignore it ignore it!

WHAT IS THIS!!! YOU CAN'T SILENCE US!!! YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRUTH. THIS MEANS WAR STINKY 5... STUPID... NEWS...

Care to comment on the allegations, Mr. Tuesti? Its okay, you can ♥️ tell ♥️ us ♥️ We know you're one of the good aliens, here to spread benevolence, advanced technology and.... talking cats. Why a cat? What are cats like on Ee-Arth?

The truth comes out....

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