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Today I yelled at an escaleftor on the Metro and he immediately told his daughter that I was a villain. Holding people up is rude. Momma shoulda raised you better!

Bring back Barry Trotz!!!

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it 1000 times. F*** Kevin McCarthy

It doesn't smell too much like a campfire anymore here in DC (I promise I can still smell things).

I ordered a meal prep service. They delivered the bag. I went outside to get it & unzipped the bag. Inside, there appeared to be a very ripe avocado in a in a plastic bag. I looked more closely. It was furry & had a tail … it was a living, breathing, rat I am now an ancestor …

A true loss. nytimes.com/2023/06/30/mov…

Who, the bloody hell, puts the milk in the bowl first and then the cornflakes? Just seen this happen and it disturbed me.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! nytimes.com/2023/07/31/us/…

In Max’s America, manspreading/womanspeading on transportation is straight to prison for 3 months

Since flag football is coming to the Olympics, Kelce brothers should play for team USA

Get him to a game???

I approve of this decision. Universities are places of academic study, not social experiments.

Hot take but I think both (1) Claudine Gay got caught up in campus culture wars and (2) Claudine Gay resigned due to her plagiarism being exposed are true. If you want to be a political activist, be a political activist. If you want to be an academic, be an academic. But, you

I have been a Metro Forward rider for almost 9 years … this is the first time my train switched lines mid journey.

It’s opinions like these that don’t get you re-elected. Literally every spot on U Street is open after 10 pm

Being a 27 year old introvert is leaving a gathering early to go to Trader Joe’s and hang out with your dog

Happy 100th Birthday, Former President Carter! While you weren’t a universally loved president, you carried out the office with honor, respect, and devotion to duty … and that speaks volumes in today’s climate. God bless!

Dear men: Manspreading is not attractive. Especially during rush hour commutes.

Rewatching The Polar Express in my parents’ house … this kid is a true jerk. Santa’s naughty list material.