Matt Groll (@themattgroll) 's Twitter Profile
Matt Groll

@themattgroll

Drums for Staudt Brothers, Woodworking, Campfire Starting

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calendar_today21-04-2009 17:04:05

6,6K Tweet

928 Followers

1,1K Following

Klara (@klara_sjo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ozempic? Try Marlboro. Prozac? Try Miller Lite. Adderall? Try White Monster. There is always a natural alternative to everything.

⚡₿itcoinTeddy⚡ (@bitcoin_teddy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Food trucks used to sell you 3 of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's 3 of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip

Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@granitedhuine) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Do not invite me over to your house if you only use the big light. Everyone knows that the big light is a vibe killer, give me side light ambience or I'm not coming.

jay (@jayversace) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if ur able to go to your grandparents house and smell that signature scent their house has always had your whole life, take some candies out the candy dish and hear their clock ticking when its completely silent. you are living luxury. absorb all of that while u can

Matt Groll (@themattgroll) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My keys guy from Michigan was ragging on us during the entire trip yesterday through the storm while driving us like a fucking madman in a huge van and trailer down some mountains in the shittiest conditions I’ve ever seen as a south Texas dude.

🏔Adam O🏔 (@denverbitcoin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m sorry to ruin your day but the entire concept of a “time machine” is retarded. Location is never discussed. The sun is moving through space WHILE planets orbit. Go back 10yrs from current spot? You floating in space somewhere, insta-dead. Need time AND space machine. Sorry

Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 (@feldfrog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

normie macdonald is moving to Substack (@swengdad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Alcohol from a bar tastes so good when there isn't a mf wearing a Patagonia vest whispering in your ear about how it's gonna ruin your sleep score