Santa aka the puss slayer.

"I don't know what a Xbox one is little Jimmy..do you have a picture? Help Santa out on this one."

"I need a cookie.."

Has been to the strange side of Twitter. "I have seen things, Things no man should ever see.."

"I just need milk and years of therapy..i'll be fine" x.com/bitxhyboy/stat…

"Blowjob? Is that what they call it when people use snowblowers to clear their driveways?"

"Huh..I killed Satan.." Dust his hands off. x.com/infernalintent…

"I think something is wrong with this sugar." He looked down at his coffee seeing aliens come out of it. Santa was stoned.

Jase Todd. Hireath (Welsh) — Definition: homesick tinged with grief or sadness over the lost or departed •Lit. Des. Det. •RTs appreciated.

"Well I just saw a man get his stalking stuffed.." Translation: Gay porn on the TL.

"Yes it's true we just put the elfs in storage containers after Christmas. They have no soul after all."

"It's #StPatricksDay .. I'm not sure I should get drunk though."

"Ho ho ho"

"Sorry I ate too many cookies and went into a diabetic coma.."

"It's nice to see you too." x.com/bitxhyboy/stat…

"Very relaxing surprisingly " x.com/themagicclaus/…

About a week or two." He shrugs casually. x.com/bitxhyboy/stat…

"Well happy late birthday.." x.com/bitxhyboy/stat…

"I need entertainment, the elf fight club is only fun for so long."