Ah, the old "My zipper is stuck" ruse. I tried that back in 1983. They didn't let me out until 1987. #TheLastDriveIn

This part of the movie is subtitled Adventures in Googieland. #TheLastDriveIn

I work in a grocery store and I can tell you that is exactly what happens on Sunday morning in the discounted overstock steak department. #TheLastDriveIn

I'm just gonna throw this out there because it's the last show, but the second movie is from the 80s and Halloween III came out in 1982. #TheLastDriveIn

I saw Titanic by myself on Valentine's Day and it was kind of like this. #TheLastDriveIn

I too collect Japanese art. #TheLastDriveIn

So if any of those zombies are Jewish or Muslim, can they eat that pig? #TheLastDriveIn

It's not so much a conclusion as an ending of a film reel. #TheLastDriveIn

Arletty? More like Arletty of the Plotless Slow Burn. #TheLastDriveIn

seriously, fuck Shudder #TheLastDriveIn

I like this movie, but it stops justifying its existence after the theater scene. #TheLastDriveIn

One of my favorite pop culture things ever has been the development of Werner Herzog from obscure art film director to a public icon. #TheLastDriveIn

23 Breasts is the perfect number of breasts. #TheLastDriveIn

Of course the murderous preevert horror movie buff is a Mets fan. #TheLastDriveIn

It's too bad that John Hinckley Jr didn't realize that no matter how charming, romantic, or rich he was, Jodie Foster was never going to be into him. Also, thanks AI. #TheLastDriveIn

A question for the ladies - Have you ever in your life stripped topless at night at the beach with your friends and splashed each other while giggling? #TheLastDriveIn

So my plan is to download every torrent I can find, cancel Shudder, and then re-up for a month whenever there's a special. #TheLastDriveIn

Oh look it's Jeffrey Epstein pal Robin Leach! #TheLastDriveIn

Why is this loser going to Cannes? He missed The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island. #TheLastDriveIn

I watched Joe Bob on TMC, TNT, and was there when we broke the internet on Shudder. Thanks for all the fun times and we'll see you and Darcy at the specials. #TheLastDriveIn