Joe The Killer (@thelonekiller) 's Twitter Profile
Joe The Killer

@thelonekiller

I'm a random user who posts his creations or rants about stupid stuff

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So fucking happy for this. I thought it'd be another year with no Gears but then I saw Marcus and got so happy. My boys are back

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Well well, it's this picture again which can only mean 1 thing..... It's nearly my anniversary again! Nearing 5 years with the coolest woman I've ever met. This picture is a permanent reminder of the best day of my life

Well well, it's this picture again which can only mean 1 thing..... It's nearly my anniversary again! Nearing 5 years with the coolest woman I've ever met. This picture is a permanent reminder of the best day of my life
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My very small dog felt suicidal today. He jumped out my window to escape drilling sounds, only to run into the arms of a very dominant Great Pyrenees. He's fine luckily but man was that a dumb move

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Ah Badlurs gate 3.... Ruining my sleep schedule yet again. Tends to happen when a game isn't shit, guess that's why I never experienced the same thing with Starfield

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Really fascinating the same person keeps trying to get in contact with me... No matter how blatant I make it that I want them to fuck off. Got a little stalker, that's pretty fun right?

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I'll always love talking about the story of how I got with my girl. We really should've never worked from the very start but somehow it did. We desperately wanted to kill each other at one point, how the fuck did we fall in love so damn hard?

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What a surprise, an innocent person dies and 2 others are in critical condition yet instead of having even a tiny bit of sympathy for the victims families, people turned a shooting into a fucking conspiracy theory. I hate this goddamn app

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I've been with the same person for officially 5 years as of today. How in the hell she can stand me still I have absolutely no clue

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Oh cool, I can drive through nothing to reach even more nothing a little faster. This totally fixes all the problems with this boring ass game

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Fascinating how even day 1 cyberpunk had more life and attention to detail than this garbage yet Grummz will still happily lie and take people's money. God, even yandere sim has more effort put into it

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If this movie somehow succeeds when looking worse than Borderlands, I'll genuinely eat a book page by page. I'd see shit like this on YouTube as a joke, not a full on professionally filmed and cast product

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Ah yes, the true "problem" with this game. Who cares about the quality of the story, art style, writing, acting or gameplay when top scars exist. Grow up. Criticize stuff that actually matters instead of nonsensical bullshit for free attention from other fucking morons

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Well, I can grip up to 250 pounds which is reaching one of my strength goals. It feels incredible seeing the improvements from barely being able to even close 50 while still on early recovery for my ankle surgery. Here's to more successful training for future endeavors

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Man, I remember when I got screamed at for being a cheating manwhore because of a nightmare I had about another shitty ex. She then decided to tell everyone I was a massive piece of shit before threatening to kill herself for the fifth time that month. Good times

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Dead by daylight masquerade going on, constantly getting very sweaty killers with occasional cool ones so I decided to say fuck it and become the nicest Demogorgon around to give people a good time. I even offer pie since I get new players often

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Standing stings like a mother fucker but it's been getting easier on me as I keep going. It's an honestly nerve wracking ordeal but I just gotta remember my leg won't just snap on me like my brain keeps telling me it will. I'm excited to be out of here soon