𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒 Read: tl.gd/n_1splhtm

// I'm here, I just can't think of anything canonical Dipper can say on the tl.

// Go follow this nerd. x.com/newblueart/sta…

Extreme high speed reading.

// I died outta shame. The shame has consumed me. In other news I might have muse for Dipper hit me up and I'll reply tomorrow.

// Tfw you say you'll come back but then just disappear again

// I forgot too much about Gravity Falls and now I'm scared to come back save me

// You had me fooled pretty good there. x.com/rick_txt/statu…

// My life has been flipped upside down by this news x.com/rick_txt/statu…

// Han follows me now on this account. They won't be getting vague verse subtweets anymore

"I've been thinking of a way to detect varying weirdness levels in Gravity Falls!"

"I'm having trouble distinguishing casual weirdness from complete weirdness though."

Sigh. "Wheat Thins don't make for much of a audience." ... Dipper opens the box and begins eating the Wheat Thins.

// Do any active members follow this account?

// Inb4 Jerry gets into a happy gay relationship and everyone loves him and it.

// Any active GF roleplayers here?

// I need to regain my muse for dipper.

// I've been on my Undertale accounts the whole time. I've forgotten how to write.