If you tried to explain pole vaulting to someone who had never seen it, they would think you're crazy. "And then the bendy stick flings them into the air....? Don't believe you"

Every time I use a QR code I am reminded of the time a few years back I suggested adding them into packaging to demonstrate the augmented reality functionality. I got laughed at.

It happened again this weekend. I was in the park and thought "which kid is making that awful racket". I turn around only to see mine shouting like a wounded dinosaur might sound.

Great sense of achievement of making pea and ham soup from scratch..... and peanut butter toast for the ungrateful kids.

There's a correlation between the increase in wireless earbuds sales and the number of people I think are having crazy conversations with themselves

I'd get stuff done around the house in half the time if I'd put whatever I'm holding in my other hand down sooner.

Always make sure the circumference of your cup is smaller than the stroopwaffle before you try balance it in the edge

Me: oh, that tweet looks interesting Twitter updating the feed: come find it then

That moment half-way through lunch when you realise it would be easier to hold the spork from the other side

Is there any bigger lie in clothing than "waterproof and breathable"?

When you're half way through typing your password, and you know you've screwed it, but keep going in hope

I've watched enough Paw Patrol this Christmas to have more questions than answers.

Scales when you're measuring out the last few grams: nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing...whoa buddy, that's loads.

Marketing twitter: are there any studies to show how a stronger brand benefits PPC activity. I know it will, but might need numbers to convince others

Does the existence of a Good News Bible mean there's a "Bad News" version?

Anyone else have a random non-achievable thing on their list of skills they would like to have? Mine is being able to fire a bow-and-arrow while riding a horse

Finished the great Marketing Strategy course on 42courses. What next, creative leadership with Sir Hegarty or behavioural economics with Rory Sutherland?

Is there one word in any language that encapsulates the moment whatever you're rinsing under the tap suddenly turns into a fountain and sprays water everywhere?

I really enjoyed the Creative Leadership by Cannes Lions course on 42courses #CreativeLeadership

Woop, woop. Mini MBA with Mark Ritson starts today. Module 1 here I come.