Lisa-Skye (@thelisaskye) 's Twitter Profile
Lisa-Skye

@thelisaskye

Sparklepuppy Comedian, Muppet Dominatrix, Hedonism Muse and Visual Artist. He/him. linktr.ee/thelisaskye

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Tomorrow! (Thursday!) @newprofanity ! We’ll have spare masks if you forget yours. Assemble your crew or come solo and meet people - this is a brilliant space for that. And check out the shop’s absurdly cool collection of goods from the best local artist… instagr.am/p/Coa-NjwvHDS/

Tomorrow! (Thursday!) @newprofanity ! We’ll have spare masks if you forget yours. 
Assemble your crew or come solo and meet people - this is a brilliant space for that. And check out the shop’s absurdly cool collection of goods from the best local artist… instagr.am/p/Coa-NjwvHDS/
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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! TOMORROW! I’m hosting the outside stage for an evening of heaps gay shit. Drag, burlesque, and I might be bringing back an old Falls Festival favourite! See you there 💚👾💙🎩💚 instagr.am/p/CoiYfoFSgQO/

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! TOMORROW! 
I’m hosting the outside stage for an evening of heaps gay shit. Drag, burlesque, and I might be bringing back an old Falls Festival favourite! See you there 💚👾💙🎩💚 instagr.am/p/CoiYfoFSgQO/
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Going to a queer kink fuck party tonight where everyone has to take a covid test before entry!! YES. (Wait I literally just realised that means maybe I won’t have to mask up so I can maybe do my lips? @queerella_deville what are the rules?) I haven’t b… instagr.am/p/CojEs9ULLQe/

Going to a queer kink fuck party tonight where everyone has to take a covid test before entry!! YES. 
(Wait I literally just realised that means maybe I won’t have to mask up so I can maybe do my lips? @queerella_deville what are the rules?) 
I haven’t b… instagr.am/p/CojEs9ULLQe/
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Maybe we’re looking at it the wrong way; it’s not creepy for a 50-year-old to refuse to date women over 25, rather, it is sweet for Leonardo Di Caprinonce to commit to a potential six-year relationship with a literal teenager who can’t drink yet instagr.am/p/ConSbwyPWnh/

Maybe we’re looking at it the wrong way; it’s not creepy for a 50-year-old to refuse to date women over 25, rather, it is sweet for Leonardo Di Caprinonce to commit to a potential six-year relationship with a literal teenager who can’t drink yet instagr.am/p/ConSbwyPWnh/
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Me today, fibro flare-up brought on by pushing myself a little too hard: I am physically incapable of getting out of bed for any longer than it takes to pee, and thinking about how on earth I’m going to make it to the kitchen to get some water or feed my… instagr.am/p/Con2Qy5yTOo/

Me today, fibro flare-up brought on by pushing myself a little too hard: I am physically incapable of getting out of bed for any longer than it takes to pee, and thinking about how on earth I’m going to make it to the kitchen to get some water or feed my… instagr.am/p/Con2Qy5yTOo/
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Who plays Pocket Monsters on the Go? I’ve never done anything Pokémon before but my mates said it was fun and I’m a fun boy. Add me as a friend! instagr.am/p/CosjPzdyznT/

Who plays Pocket Monsters on the Go? I’ve never done anything Pokémon before but my mates said it was fun and I’m a fun boy. Add me as a friend! instagr.am/p/CosjPzdyznT/
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Do you like weird comedy? Do you like podcasts? Do you like true crime section that reveals THE TRUTH about JACK THE RIPPER? Do you like Andrew O’Neill ♃? If the answer to one or more of these questions is either yes or no, then stuff your listenholes here: shows.acast.com/the-inadvisabl…

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Cerberus and Plague Doctor squishies!!! Also I’m having a lovely time with Pokémon Go. If you want to start playing, slide into my DMs and I’ll give you a referral code - cult vibes - or if you’re there already, send me your friend code! 👾 instagr.am/p/Co3vCBHrbgW/

Cerberus and Plague Doctor squishies!!! 
Also I’m having a lovely time with Pokémon Go. If you want to start playing, slide into my DMs and I’ll give you a referral code - cult vibes - or if you’re there already, send me your friend code! 👾 instagr.am/p/Co3vCBHrbgW/
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If you like weird synthetic fizzy tingle plush dream music, Yameii is super lovely. Also included is the other song I was listening to compulsively today, lest I seem too modern and youthful instagr.am/p/Co32za6LRbU/

If you like weird synthetic fizzy tingle plush dream music, Yameii is super lovely. 
Also included is the other song I was listening to compulsively today, lest I seem too modern and youthful instagr.am/p/Co32za6LRbU/
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Brushing my teeth before bed, apropos of nothing a memory pops into my head: The Dark Room ON TOUR! admonishing audiences for patronising his Table of Wonders. He truly is a master of performance and I’m honoured to be his friend. EW FEELINGS GAY.

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Backstage/ on stage with my hot girlfriend and her hot boobs Rope work by some guy who needs some refresher training and to get back into regular tying again 😬 💚😍💙 instagr.am/p/CpA92ZLvAoy/

Backstage/ on stage with my hot girlfriend and her hot boobs
Rope work by some guy who needs some refresher training and to get back into regular tying again 😬
💚😍💙 instagr.am/p/CpA92ZLvAoy/
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Just blown into Adelaide for 3 shows at the Gov. Appalled to find UK anti-trans activist Kellie-Jay Keen is coming to SA to stir up division. Not only anti-trans, she also accepts support from US anti-abortionists. Be a trans ally - protest her presence!

Just blown into Adelaide for 3 shows at the Gov. Appalled to find UK anti-trans activist Kellie-Jay Keen is coming to SA to stir up division. Not only anti-trans, she also accepts support from US anti-abortionists. Be a trans ally - protest her presence!
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Tummy time with my beautiful, beloved, terrible sassdiva foster son. Bed-bound today because - I want to have an action-filled weekend of Pokémon go and nice times, starting with CHRIS FLEMING TONIGHT - I’ve really overdone it on walking this last fortn… instagr.am/p/CpV0yOESi-I/

Tummy time with my beautiful, beloved, terrible sassdiva foster son. Bed-bound today because 
- I want to have an action-filled weekend of Pokémon go and nice times, starting with CHRIS FLEMING TONIGHT
- I’ve really overdone it on walking this last fortn… instagr.am/p/CpV0yOESi-I/
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I still have an eye infection. It’s not crusty and yuck-feeling like conjunctivitis, it’s painful and my eyes are always very blurry. It’s scary, and it’s frustrating, but I have antibiotic eye drops and I’m heading into day 4 of my ‘1-3 day’ healing ti… instagr.am/p/Cphby4LugdU/

I still have an eye infection. It’s not crusty and yuck-feeling like conjunctivitis, it’s painful and my eyes are always very blurry. 
It’s scary, and it’s frustrating, but I have antibiotic eye drops and I’m heading into day 4 of my ‘1-3 day’ healing ti… instagr.am/p/Cphby4LugdU/