Fem tops be like “Yaasss, That Ass Feel So Good Sis!”

Bouncers need serious retraining on how to keep girls safe. Hearing stories of girls being thrown out of nightclubs onto streets alone for being drunk when they’ve actually been spiked is terrifying. No girl should be thrown out of a venue alone whether she’s drunk or spiked

Feel old yet?

Walking in a Winter Wonderland

i’ve never seen euphoria but this is what i imagine it’s like

When someone leaves a tea bag in the sink.

Hi Shirley Carter’s Pussy

Mashallah, Zayn Malik and P!nk are married ❤

It’s giving punch my ham packet in Skegness

Anyone selling a boomtown ticket with Wednesday entry?

Who’s selling a boomtown ticket with Wednesday entry?

controlling my titanic submarine voyage with this

Sir Rod Stewart says he’s been using cheapo iPhone chargers for more than 15 years and none of them have ever caught fire

She fell and seriously injured her fringe

Nobody: My Glade Air Freshener at 3am:

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden? surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames today. The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $56.19 USD.