At the bar with Pharoahe and Clairo

Derek Stingley Jr is taking this beach ball to the end zone 11 times out of 10

Shit sounded like that OceanGate submarine that imploded

Congrats bro

Life advice Russillo

Like Voit, your watch has ended.

Daniel Jones was named the Week 1 starter for the Indianapolis Colts and immediately proved why he deserved the spot with a children's lollipop throw, 5 yards away to a running back that, in a real NFL game, would be picked off and dunked in the endzone

Remove the foul pole. Any ball hit into the stands is a homer

Earl Sweatshirt has never put out a bad verse

📈🔢👀 Yankees 11-20 record when hitting 0 HR is actually tied for 9th-best in that situation. Yankees 58-38 record when hitting 1+ HR is only 17th-best in that situation.

Owning Cracker Barrel stock is a mental health emergency

Famer Wants a Wife (Fox)

Laura Loomer eats dog food for money. Riley Gaines sells horse medicine to rubes. I am willing to join them if someone cuts the check. I Will Eat Dog Food and Take Horse Medicine For Money📝 🔗: deadseriousness.com/laura-loomer-e…

Fernando Cruz busted.

it’s wasn’t called schindler’s podcast…

feels like we’ve had enough “how do white people feel about committing a holocaust 🥲” content for this particular world-historical holocaust maybe let’s save the ones you guys have in the drafts for next time!

Former NFL All-Star QB, Jay Cutler, was sentenced to 4 days in jail and nobody gives a shit. I totally understand why Rashad McCants is the way he is now. Jay Cutler’s Arrest is Exactly Why All These Old Players Have Podcasts📝 🔗: deadseriousness.com/jay-cutlers-ar…

Mark Teixeira wouldn’t bunt down a wide open 3rd base line because it would hurt his ego I’m sure he will be a selfless politician

3-time All-Star whose career fell off a cliff because he couldn't figure out how to hit a ground ball the other way is now bringing his brilliance to the campaign trail. Mark Teixeira is the Perfect Idiot To Run For Congress📝 🔗: deadseriousness.com/mark-teixeira-…

Latvian tennis player, Jelena Ostapenko, got draaaaagged up and down the court by American, Taylor Townsend, then called her "uneducated" after the match Racist Loser, Jelena Ostapenko, Just Became My Favorite Tennis Player📝 #USOpen 🔗: deadseriousness.com/racist-loser-j…