no idea how to flirt i'll just look at you with my big blue eyes, make bad jokes and hope for the best

// NOOO THEY GOT WONDER PETS

everything goes downhill after this．

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// i imagine two question marks appearing above peri every time she's confused

. 0.05 . FIVE . HARGREEVES .

"what a polite little lady" i caused the first world war.

well, it's sort of a long story

to sum it up i was assigned to assassinate arch duke ferdinand so, i did as i was told then got caught and arrested, i was questioned till the handler finally decided to grace me with her presence..

trust me i didn't believe it either, and to be completely honest i didn't even know his death was the cause of the war....

headhunted? [raises an eyebrow] no no, the handler assigned it to me personally. one second she was training me and the next she puts me on the mission

[shrugs] i haven't been here that long so i'm yet to learn the terminology— [her eyebrows knit together in a mix of worry and confusion] are you...okay?? might wanna let your hair go before you become bald

keyword "yet" anyway, it should get better by time right?

// sorry for being ia!! i recently got a job and i have my last three finals next week so im very swamped 😭

// technically past midnight for me but yk what it's still halloween idc

if you thought i wouldn't go all out for halloween then you're wrong 😋

// ive been SO ia on here, life has been running me over constantly i sincerely apologize 💀

// whats up guys im back and i graduated highschool 😝

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well i asked mother nature and she said you're a bitch.