I left the industry to be Batman because it’s exhausting saying the same thing over and over again about the same 7 opponents who are worth anything more than a glance and a retweet. It becomes an uninspired rerun — like the majority of you. Same quip. Same schtick. We get it.

It’s not safe for you anymore

Phone still dryer than my ex wife

Story of their entire relationship, tbh

You know what to do

Who is going to carry the boats, Ana?

I’m coming home. It’s time.

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I’m still mad because I was going to win money from a c*vid deathmatch tournament sponsored by gun chat

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Can’t relate.

Coming soon.