Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room

I didn't realize they actually tried with a real dog first omg 😭

Oh please, I was all about fake piercings and temporary tattoos at that age too. She's 12.

It's not FAANG anymore. It's GAYMAN.

Ok all the zero star reviews kind of make me want to watch that new Kim Kardashian show even more?

Misunderstood what my boyfriend said about the new product he brought home, and apparently misread the label too- definitely just rubbed hair texturizing lotion deeply into my face and neck 😩

Ok I finally understand why Ariana Grande is with Ethan Slater after seeing his dance moves and physicality in this Wicked Live concert on Peacock. That man jumped off a table into a full split, then stood up using just his leg muscles 😲

Ok I'm obsessed with the series All Her Fault, but even though it takes place/was filmed around Chicago, it was very clearly designed by people from Los Angeles. None of the hair, makeup, or costumes are Chicago/Wilmette, it's all heavily Hollywood

Hummingbirds are smart af. I refilled the feeder on my balcony and within 2 minutes, one has already tried it and is signaling to his friends.

This person is so perceptive on such a deep level, I'm a bit intimidated.

The human brain is weird. I can't remember something from work I talked about yesterday, but I can remember every single color in Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, a show I was in when I was 9.

The 405 doesn't go through downtown Los Angeles, but I'm not sure if that makes this better or worse...

There were like 4 white girls who sang in the Macy's parade today that I'm 100% convinced were all Tate McCrae (bc idk who she is?)

This is a great read. Haven't seen the movie in decades, but may revisit this year 💚

That coming out scene in stranger things made me homophobic and mad.

I accidentally bought soft white light bulbs for my bathroom, and now it looks like one of those AI Miyazaki images that are heavily sepia 😩

Ok ngl I really was kinda gagged to learn Athena Dion was the DJ voice in that Lindsay Lohan Mykonos beach party video 😂

I just watched some of the curling at the Olympics, um...that is not a sport?

Ok Scream 7 was actually really fun and way better than I was expecting!

Everyone in LA now that it's Jacaranda tree season: