When i shave and don’t get eaten like a pink starburst

I need a sugar daddy

Sometimes I wonder how my life would be if I never met you.

I’m overstimulated.

I need a vacation

If everyone cash-app me $1 I could then pay my bills. 🙃 $christyyleee

Y’all be sleeping on wavy lays and French onion dip. 🤤

If the devil danced in empty pockets, he’d have a ball in mine.

Pet peeve of mine is when people almost stomp when they walk.

RT y’all!

Yo chickens do not urinate. The white stuff in poo is dry urine. 😶‍🌫️🤯

I need to start selling feet pics or something.

what kind of shithole party invites Kyle Rittenhouse to House leadership meetings. no seriously, I'm not making this up. what in actual fuck

Y’all can fly your “let’s go Brandon” flags at half mass now.

your reminder that more American children have been killed by school shooters than by drag performers

Elon would let Hitler on twitter

hey everyone, the AR in AR-15 actually stands for who gives a fuck what it stands for, no civilian needs to have one

holy fucking shit, 7 mass shootings in 7 days. America's door problem is out of control

Can’t. Rage cooking.