It’s below 40°… Time for Christmas music!

“Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.” -Richard Cushing

If Back To The Future were made today, Marty McFly would travel back to 1995. Yeah, I’m serious. Go ahead and let that sink in.

I might cry. Thank you Arby's - THANK YOU! After my years of begging. Thank you! 😭❤️

How you know you’re old: all of your college party songs are now featured performances during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! 🤣 Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good feast!

It's night #3, and I jumped out of bed in a cold sweat because I realized I didn't move the elves… MomLife Christmas magic.

My most significant parenting flex may be the fact that my kids have never watched a minute of Miss Rachel. Why can’t we let kids be kids? Childhood shouldn’t come with an agenda.

#ThingsILoveToday. Grand comebacks and Triumphant returns. Exciting meetings that lead to even more exciting next meetings. And monster cookies. (Footnote: ThingsILoveToday was a twitter series I did daily for several years. It’s totally & completely random, & it’s baaack!)

My consistently turbulent relationship with my printer feels like the most millennial aspect of my life.

#thingsilovetoday: randomly necessary cupcakes. Tiny baby girls with giant hair bows. February forecasts in the 50s!

#thingsilovetoday winter Olympic binges. Seasonal confusion (Is it winter? Is it spring?). Snoop at the Olympics.

#thingsilovetoday 50° in February (can we bring that back?). Sunday. Just Sunday in general!

It’s time Arby's the ArbyQ needs to make a triumphant return to the FULL TIME menu. There’s a petition. There’s a Facebook page. We’re about to launch a door knocking campaign. Does, Arby's Guest Support? We can’t tell. We keep asking. They keep ignoring. BRING BACK THE ARBYQ!

#thingsilovetoday Sunday naps. On time flight schedules. 360° roller bags.

This is everything! 👏🏼 #WomenSupportWomen #StandTogether

Chuck Norris isn’t dead, he’s just sleeping. One day, he will rise again with a new and glorious body. This isn’t a Chuck Norris Joke. It’s the truth. Because of his saviour: Jesus.

Can we have 75° back, please! 😭

Kindergarten Cop is Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s best work. Tell me I’m wrong. I’m not.

Hey Arby's - I could really go for an ArbyQ right now. But you brought back the disgusting steak bites instead. 😒 #BringBackTheArbyQ