Mfs out here 5’6 talm bout “ima be michael myers for halloween”, dawg you finna be chucky

I’m small she creamy we shrimp Alfredo 💀😭😭🤦🏻‍♂️

She talking bout "i can’t text rn i'm at work" Bitch you want that job or me

If yo mom put u on birth control in high school it’s bc she seen the hoe in u

A fresh haircut will have your OWN girl hating

Imagine u throw ur girl on bed tryna be sexy but her head hit the wall and she die

Me coming back to the party after secretly throwing up

Somebody getting cheated on this weekend.. Not me tho i’m single. y'all be safe tho

She blocked me on everything so I applied at her job, see you at work Monday babe

Donʼt ask me for relationship advice. I went back to the same person 17 times

Me: *driving* My mom at every turn:

Girls be hurt for 45 seconds then start talkin to yo homies

They doing kanye like andrew tate

If we together & yo ex pass away & you cry, you single

Y'all ever just be driving & you're like.... yo was that light even green 😭😭

STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day

"Slide" Calvin Harris (feat. Migos & Frank Ocean)

Drake and 21 put both of they meat in my ears and nutted at once with this new album 😭😭😭🔥🔥

a bad b*tch jus started following me everybody act normal

She be beautiful til she order a BEER, like okay handsome I see you.