kinda weird how many ppl arent aware that thursday is the new friday????

After 41 years 2 months and 15 days, FREEDOM AT LAST!!!

ODing and immediately doing push-ups after the narcan shot to prove they were overreacting

Dj Ronald! I have burgers! This is your 17th one. What do you want? Anotha one.

Barack obamas seasonal playlists are a psyop

Hunter Biden is #dreambluntrotation

The new Travis Scott sounds amazing, it's as exquisitely curated as ever, but the vacuous emptiness at its core where a real person should be is now so glaring it's almost unnerving. He creates these massive, expensive canvases and uses them to express literally nothing

Fuck You I Quit PLEASE DON'T SEND FOUL LANGUAGE TO NEW TWITTER MEMBERS.. IN FACT I DON'T KNOW YOU.. JUST WANT TO HEAR TUCKER CARLSON MESSAGES

Officially starting to wear diapers in the mosh pit so I don’t keep losing my spot in the crowd to #takecareofbusiness

When I was in high school I read a book about The Smiths and it said their go-to drink was vodka cranberries and I said something about it to my dad and he got really mad

Why doesn’t Chris Christie, the largest of the candidates (by far), simply not just eat the others?

All women love snakes because they look like penises #biologyfacts

Gonna nail all my opps to a cross

So many bangers..too little reception None of the greats were recognized in their time 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Kyle rittenhouse looks like he snorts n rolls around in the mud