Oh yeah I’m the little bitch, says the guy who cried about Isaac for 20 minutes yesterday and is mad that I told him he smells like seaweed. No, fuck you, get your walker and go grab a jar yourself if you’re feeling spunky enough to try opening one.

“What the fuck, jack?!” Jeff stepped away from the other and pressed his palms to the spot on his head where he’d been hit. “Oh who’s the kid now!? didn’t even touch you you fucking twat-waffle!” Taking his hands away he found no blood, but there was glass in his hands now

“Yeah Whatever. Go snack on that nasty fucking candy of yours” he’d grumble under his breath He’d pick up a large piece of broken glass and chuck it in LJ’s direction, but it would hit the wall just to the right of him instead Fine, wasn’t in the mood to fight anymore anyway..

“You really piss me off...”

“Shad ap, I’m having a good time. ” He was crouched down in front of a weed he’d been trying to pull out of the garden for the last 5 minutes. He’d been talking to that damn weed... “Do you think Slendy’ll be mad if I bury a body in his flower garden?”

He grabbed onto the weed and made a very pathetic attempt at trying to pull it out of the ground “Damn that fucker’s in there good... fuck you, weed” Jeff would stand and turn to face LJ while almost losing his balance “Like... how mad? Are you gonna tattletale on me?”

“Fuck you’re right” crouching back down Jeff pulled his hood up and yanked the strings so it tightened around his head “Well shit where am I gonna bury all of them now?” Maybe if he’d known what was in those cookies he wouldn’t have eaten them after breaking into that house

“The inside of your room looks so nice from out here...”

🎶 🎶 sweeeeeeet Caroliiiiine *shovel stab shovel stab shovel stab*

Keep stepping on the heels of my shoes and I’m gonna write it on your bedroom door.

When sully talks it sounds like someone put a fork in a garbage disposal... Oh, and I ain’t giving um back this time either. Not your underwear nor your hair ties until you apologize for what you did the other day. Don’t even pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about.

Yup. Every single one of um is gone. I don’t have to tell you anything *sticks tongue out* You wanna talk about what’s normal? I’ll tell you what isn’t normal: Letting sully attack me while I’m ass naked in the shower.

Obviously because I want to make money by auctioning them off on eBay... why the fuck do you think, Jane? Im trying to piss you off like you’ve been pissing me off, damned woman The next thing to go is going to be your socks, so you better get used to wearing shoes without them

I’m not selling your underwear on eBay, you doofus, I was joking. I... don’t believe you. You probably hand him the knife he uses when he tries to stab me through the shower curtain don’t you?

I’m not doing anything with them, damn it. I put them in a box and buried them. Would you like me to tell you that I sniff them at night when I feel lonely? You don’t like me either. I bet you two would tag team and beat the shit outta me.

Don’t spread shit lies about me, damn it, I didn’t do anything this time around

No I don’t do that... I’d rather sully stab me in the ass cheek than sniff anything that was close to that fly trap between your legs. Next time I’m just going to take all your left shoes if you’re gonna make this weird, you sicko

At least I’m not buying dildos. I haven’t hit that level of rock bottom just yet.

My mistake, I meant bearded clam. If I’m making it weird then let’s talk about something else. Like those 4 pot brownies I ate that you told me were regular brownies...

I- I do not! That was one time! Sally wanted someone to play with her...