Year 1: Miss the ALCS Year 2: Miss the playoffs Year 3: Finish below .500 Year 4: Ain’t no 4 bih *plies voice*

crazy how we watching another team in the playoffs when we could’ve been watching our own team but because our manager is incompetent we aren’t

Yall did the same thing by blaming Dusty Baker i’m just paying it back

Osama boone Laden is crazy ngl 😭

I know a nigga… Get on the phone bossman That nigga Jim Crane

A year ago, one pinch hitter made y’all believe that a bench coach would be the greatest manager this franchise has ever seen, and he’s actually done irreversible damage to a team that was once a dynasty.

81. Joe won’t break .500 and he will be fired

Can he play tight end on the goal line? I say give it a shot

You can say whatever but it won’t take away the fact that the M’s still have 0 Pennants man it must suck being a fucking loser

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bro swing at ball 4 ball 5 ball 6 ball 7

vladdy tomorrow night

Politely asking the 2019 Astros and the 2025 Blue Jays to just win one game at home while up 3 games in the series

chAss McCormick made one below average catch and y’all thought he was gonna be the next best thing I ain’t forget that shit

cope harder lil bitch

CJ marked save from being the laughing stock of the league

I’m not going any fucking where