things i’m trying to get: • loud • it started in here • it on • physical • this bread

“You cannot give up uncontested dunks to Virginia” The analysis here is strong

I'm sorry I don't think people are talking about Kyle's putback dunk enough.

That unspoken group dynamic when all your friends are in an Uber on your way to the club and the people in the backseat are lit, dancing and scream talking and the person in the front seat is the group's PR person and talks to the driver and just keeps saying "I'm sorry for that"

Tiny snowplough of the day.

I remember when Oregon’s coaching staff were screaming to let Kihei Clark shoot. Yeah, that worked out well 🤔😂

You can’t make this stuff up. From #1 overall seed. To first 1 to lose to a 16. To National Champions. To #5 in the country. To unranked. To running the table at the end of the season and winning 8 straight. Incredible.

Just want it remembered that Duke was technically the first team eliminated

Turns out my top three hobbies are: 1) restaurants 2) bars 3) non-essential businesses

ACC regular-season champions! 🔸⚔️🔹 #GoHoos

“How are you?” -direct, professional, kinda rude tbh “How are you??” -fun, excited, sexy etc

[tinder first date] her: oh. I saw your profile picture holding the fish. I just assumed… fish: yeah this happens a lot

this is how people would text during the renaissance era

are elmo and kermit in the same mcu (muppet cinematic universe)?

Any time “Country Roads” is brought up in conversation I share this fact without fail.

oh you're playing music at the beach?? you think your taste in music is superior to poseidon's 24/7 ambient mixtape???

*slowly lowers the local broadsheet with eyebrows raised a foot above my head* Did you know New York is giving LA in the vibe war

no choccy milk