The best part about eating soup for lunch at work is getting stains on my shirt and also a snotty nose.

Come on. Just let us have this, doc.

What dreams are made of.

Totally normal breathing by our very healthy President.

This thread is devastating. FUCK TRUMP.

Can you believe my husband refuses to prepare me a 100% shamanic diet?

Damn.

Me being drunk for the first time in years and watching Pulp at Reading in 2011 is the most on brand thing ever.

How much is too much to spend when we're talking about saving the planet? Honestly, in 50 years, if the planet goes down, are my colleagues really going to be saying "Gee whiz I'm glad we didn't spend too much." Give me a break.

Mad respect for thicc golfers. #RyderCup

I knew Gov. Asa Hutchinson was gonna run, but it sounds even more ridiculous now that he has said it out loud.

Spotted a cool mom in the wild

the most important day of the year (national lasagna day)