Being gay isn’t a choice but being homophobic surely is.

I’m in actual tears!!! 😭😭😭

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

I fear the kingdom may be cooked, m’lord

“just lock in” bro i have ADHD, i am locked out with the keys inside

whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable

🐸🪄💫💫

Can’t believe I’m paying over $4 a gallon for gas because the president is a pedophile

Шансы того, что рандомная банка с нутеллой появится в кадре в 402 тысячах км от Земли крайне малы, но никогда не равны нулю.

If Social Security thinks retirement age is 62, why are we electing 70-80 year olds to Congress and as President?

That lunch buff though

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Liquid Guild MY FUCKING GOATS CLUTCH GODS 2 DAYS IN A ROW 0 PRESSURE GETS TO YOU MY CHUNGUS

This can be.

i’m sick she is so beautiful

Got to go see my favorite band Erra tonight for my first concert on my freakin Birthday. They were amazing!