Dying sensei: Please, be mindful.. If you remember just one thing... A butterfly flaps its wings... hurricane, across the world ... Me (writing down in my notebook): Butteflys Dangerous

They hitting them with the Vegeta ki blasts

it’s always so funny watching tiktoks of literal olympic athletes drinking after competitions and then coming on here seeing withering sf chuds posts about how they are optimisoors by not drinking just to push claude and get 0 bitches

got so tilted by someone blocking my path today i had to make this to blow off steam

Me walking to my gate to prove it exists before heading to the airport bar

learning AI skills so that i can stay ahead in a changing world

I can hear YIDDISH NOISES from UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS (confirmed true), they are MICROWAVING ME with ELF BEAMS and putting VOICES in my HEAD (confirmed true), they’re TRACKING my MOVEMENTS with my WIFI (confirmed true) while SPYING on me with the FUCKING MOSQUITOS (confirmed true)

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this

Your honor I told Claude not to make any mistakes

“From the America near my house”

Regarding recent press coverage

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

Inspiring

“Promise me you won't cast Gaseous Form at the party tonight.” Me: I promise. Me three drinks later:

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.

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