Off to the theatre to see Shit-faced Shakespeare

I shall mostly be over there bsky.app/profile/thejon…

Merry Xmas, hope your day goes well whatever your circumstances x

Lunch in Chinatown followed by a walk everywhere in London (nearly)

I loved Pepper Pig

There can’t be anything left of mine!

How often do you get your hair cut!

Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day nationaltoday.com/bubble-wrap-ap… via @natltoday

It’s a long but eye opening read apple.news/AGwCnpwtmSJOo5…

“What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?”

Hey Dinks, how’s it going

JD Vance wears clip on ties

🤣🤣 Jeremy, Storm & Vanessa On 5

I’m dying 🤣🤣 instagram.com/reel/DG1WKfzgV…

Thank you for my birthday messages 🥳. Going for a slap up feast at Nando’s (I never get to go there and it’s what I want)

Rachel Reeves said she had accepted the free tickets in the private box because of the security risk she posed if she had a normal seat in the main stand

So I’m selling my old classic and someone knocked me down from just under £9k to £8k. I reluctantly agreed to that offer then they had the cheek to say only if you deliver it to Cornwall from Essex. I easily declined the offer at that point 🤷‍♂️