Not saying we didn’t like porn but anytime my husband & I watched it we’d look at each other like ‘’I bet we could make that at home”

“I’m not undermining legitimate mental-health concerns, but I think we need to stop using mental health as an excuse to send kids into an unsafe environment.” -Cheryl Cooperman via Toula Drimonis Cult MTL #COVID19Qc #polQc cultmtl.com/2022/01/petiti…

I’m not saying Premier Legault shouldn’t be reading books, but his PR team posting his reading suggestions on Twitter mere seconds after Radio-Canada announces 96 more COVID deaths & 110 new hospitalizations in Quebec is just… disconnected from reality. The optics are so wrong.

Opinion | We can't keep evacuating communities due to new forest fires. Businesses must stay open.

When I see a full moon the first thing I do is check the calendar to see if there’s a full moon

So much for naming my dog Prince Andrew

British pilots vs Québec pilots

!!! One of many reasons to love ⁦Mike Ward⁩ !!! montrealgazette.com/news/local-new…

My uncle is missing. Please keep an eye out. If you have any information please contact 9-1-1. journaldemontreal.com/2022/01/24/un-…

My cousin told me she loves me. I told her I just want to be friends.

Snippet of middle school student’s novel critique: “no pictures and a grand total of zero fart jokes”

Tonight !

Tuesday March 8th! JFL Zoofest vet JC Surette hosts Newbie Tuesday with not-so-newbie guests Orenge you glad you follow me DMF @pistacheofarmer John St. Godard @AloAzimov @kingmasonterry and more! 8pm (to 9:30), $6 gets you in and a pass to a weekend show! Info: comedynest.com

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No? How about Hitler.

Thanks a lot Pope, geez, now I gotta cover up my Catholic Church tattoo.

Telling sales ppl I’m looking for a poof and if they make eye contact for more than a second I say ‘Homophobe’ and walk out.

New in CMAJ Canadian Medical Association with Ashleigh Tuite and AfiaA “ Impact of population mixing between vaccinated and unvaccinated subpopulations on infectious disease dynamics: implications for SARS-CoV-2 transmission” cmaj.ca/content/194/16…

A miracle 2,000 yrs ago is a card trick today

think about this joke all the time. nick was so funny

Where do I click to just compliment somebody?