Today’s realization: Nicholas Cage is slowly evolving into Christopher Walken.

New drag name: Vera Cosvaigns.

It’s expecting too much, but I hope that Fox News viewers will consider the network’s settlement and the fact that two subsequent hosts left amidst sexual harassment suits when thinking about news credibility. npr.org/2023/04/24/117…

New drag name: RoLinda Hay

Last year, a meme circulated on Facebook claiming that there have been no male athletes who were assigned female at birth, transitioned, and later competed in professional men’s sports. That is not true. snopes.com/fact-check/ath…

How can people be so heartless, so EVIL? No one deserves the trauma this woman experienced and will now shoulder. Rhetoric isn’t harmless—it’s dangerous and lethal. Every piece of human garbage who has stoked trans panic bears responsibility for situations like this.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Do you also remember when it became a festering hellscape? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I will not call this site X. I will only call it Twitter. This is the hill I’m prepared to die on.

we're governed by monsters who would rather live as the last person atop a mountain of skulls than build a safe, equal, and dignified world for all. i am exhausted by this shit

New drag name: Beth Ann Bawdywerks

Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks someone else being trans negatively impacts her in some way.

Fiction: “It’s either a short story or a novel. There’s no such thing as a novella.” mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-pe…

Required reading.

This burger joint I’m in is playing 90’s slow jams. It is CORRECT.

🚨BREAKING NEWS:🚨 Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz describes current events accurately.

New drag name: Cher Noble

So excited to announce the grand opening of my new vegan restaurant, Garden of Eatin’!

Please tell me there is a drag queen from Barbados named Tonya Replay.

New drag name: Demi Gorgon.