HAPPY MONDAY IT’S A BEAUTIFUL (LAST) DAY TO REGISTER TO VOTE IN ALABAMA, CALI, MICHIGAN, and PENNSYLVANIA ALSO IN MAINE FOR MAIL-IN DASSIT #vote #VoteEarly #California #Alabama #Michigan #Pennsylvania #Maine

C'mon Donald—you didn't read my book, everyone knows you don't read. There are lessons to learn & you still haven't. With 8.2M+ Americans infected, you are the #1 super-spreader. Enjoy life in FL (POS rate 12%) in 2 weeks; NY (POS rate 1.1%) won't miss you​. PS- Wear a mask.

TwomotherfuckingweeksIsweartogodyoubetterhaveavotingplan #vote #VoteBidenHarris2020 #VoteBlue #FlipTheSenate

We can confirm that Mitch is *NOT* destroying Horcruxes...so...👀

Seems like a beautiful day to talk shit about the Electoral College

Proud of my friend. 🙏🏼

My dream role is actually to be in charge of the mute button tonight. #Debate2020 #mute

Whoever prepped Biden tonight did a fantuckingTASTIC job. He’s killing it. So clear, so focused, so passionate. #BidenHarris2020

LITERALLY CANNOT RT THIS ENOUGH

Voted and it feels reeeaallll good. Still work to do. Let’s go get em. Joe Biden Kamala Harris #FlipTheSenateBlue #VoteEarlyDay #vote

Ummmm, YouTube? What the fuck is wrong with y’all?

Not all heros wear capes. Some wear khakis. Steve Kornacki MSNBC #Election2020results

I am drawing up Articles of Impeachment. Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & removed from office by the United States Senate. We can’t allow him to remain in office, it’s a matter of preserving our Republic and we need to fulfill our oath.

haven’t been on here in almost a year. happy to confirm that politics are still aging me prematurely

WHAT. IS. WORDLE

can’t wait to do the same version of “remembering” your career when primaries roll around

I simply HAVE to believe that it’s memory-erasing drugs politicians take in order to blithely post MLK quotes while they simultaneously fight AGAINST voting rights/advocate for more police/etc because NOBODY can be THAT dumb — (*SineManchin exists*) u know what never mind

*stays single until I die*

Jesus Christ on a crispy cross WHAT IS THIS

I just now caved and made a Tik Tok and still not one of you will explain the value of wordle to me 🤌🏼