Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CoQgyXEhIvJ/…

Big part of me feeling like Hodwarts is getting good reviews bc of all the people who AREN'T reviewing it

Serious question: Why has no-one made and marketed an explosive chapstick product called LIP BLAM

I feel the games industry is the only one where you are obliged to start your emails with Hello Liquid, or Hola Pineapple, or my personal favourite, Hi Kittybitties69

farrrrrk am I going to buy a banjo? Am I really gonna do it??

Hey so, as a recent user of ChatGPT, I am fully on board with being polite as heck to the thing that may end up running the world, so it hopefully leaves me and my family alone when it wipes out the rest of humanity

Lot of tweets today. This one is about me asking "Why has everything around me smelled of feet the last few days?" Is it me? Am I the smell of feet? It can't be me. But it must be me!

Love a morning email that begins with "As mentioned previously"

I have lost the will to edit or otherwise spellcheck my shit today. Thankfully this weet is perfect

*groans eternally*

It's encouraging that, the day I finish my career in PR, I'm awarded a Top 5 in Capture Mag's Top Emerging Photographers competition. Here are my three frames in the Travel category, titled The Colour of Morocco.

Hey Sydney friends! I'll be visiting the first week in September. If you would like some headshots or portraits, or would just like to talk with me while the camera sits in the corner, HMU.

Ahhhahahahahahaa what an hilarious pleasure this was! Ruby deserves a medal for editing me into a coherent-adjacent dude. Tune in to hear the debts of gratitude I owe Mark Serrels for opening my eyes, Skill Up for educating me about shills and all the friends we made along the way

First time I’ve ever had headshots taken and I’m stoked! 🙏🏼 Much love Jim A. Barker for the amazing shots! 📸 Time for the profile picture refresh.