Jessica Cummings (@thejesscummings) 's Twitter Profile
Jessica Cummings

@thejesscummings

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calendar_today01-11-2012 15:08:38

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Exchange on the subway this morning after realizing my sweater was on backwards 🤣: Stranger: Take it off. Me: Excuse me? Stranger: Something bad is going to happen to you today. Take it off. Me: ...it’s too cold. Stranger: It doesn’t matter. You’ll regret this. Me: .......

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“Nine Reasons Why I Have a Brand-New Tesla, a Full-Time Startup Job, an Online Side Hustle, and a Great Family, While You Retweet the Dalai Lama, Like a Loser” nyer.cm/krvSF7P