POV: your estranged wife came home and met your facsimile cactus wife

Me when I have to work…. Me when I don’t have to work…

New album I worked on is out Tracks 1,9,10 recorded/mixed by me spotify.link/AQlTsFurYDb

what's this? posting his own music on main??

Every Godzilla movie in release order and where to stream them in the U.S. as of November 2023 | Thread 🧵

lego fortnite

*Sigh* time to download GTA V

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this is who i am and you hate me for it

Who up binting their bogos

PEAK

I know I’m not here much anymore but I think if you liked this reply it would be funny Thankyou for your time

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Nooooooo Noooooooooooo IT SHOULDVE BEEEN MEEEEEE HE WAS SO YOUNG!!!!! RIP TO A REAL ONE

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - How busy you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - If you love Godzilla - What the last Godzilla movie you watched - Big Kaiju (The Return of Godzilla 1984)

Okay, okay, okay, let's kill him, let's kill this guy, let's beat him to death with hammers.

I’m going to (remembering I can’t make suicide jokes anymore) go whaling