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Jack Calico

@thejackcalico

Space pirate from the future

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I'm really considering moving to this medium to get away from all the shittier parts of Facebook. Let me know if you see this and if it's worthwhile for those who use the platform more than I do

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Good. These ideas need to die, and I hope everyone who is ignorant and stupid like this gets denied from any recognition. x.com/HotNewHipHop/s…

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you should really brush your teeth more often... ... it's me. I need to hear this.

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#FavoriteAfterSexActivities Leaning against the wall bare-assed over the toilet while trying to finish peeing for 2 minutes. All the while getting asked with increasing urgency when I'm gonna bring back wipes and grunting "...ugh, just a sec!"

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Somewhere out there is a person from BBC whose job is figuring out how to keep people looking for its news and programming from finding a bunch of cock porn, and honestly that thought helps me get through the day. #BBCisforcockporn