When you try on a dress and you accidentally find your Halloween costume. It's Morticia this year. I'm happy with that.

Oh shit, it's Mother's Day? Oh well.

There's no such thing as 'overboard' when our darling Celie-Grace has her 1st birthday! (April 7th)

Hello? Dublin calling. ... did I do that right?

Gasp! I'm an old woman!#MyTwitterAnniversary

The most Mum™️ my hair has ever been. Still feeling like hot stuff though!

The Red beast.

*Obsessively watches youtube tutorials for the hairstyles that the kids ask for.* Fuck! Well clearly my fingers were not made to fish braid! Why is this so bloody difficult?!

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Relatable!

If you think you've been through some shit... hold my beer. It's not a competition, but just hold it for a second.

Zones out for a second

I want popcorn... damnit. The kids constantly eating it has made me addicted.

Some leaves have fallen, took the time to rake them together and the girls and dogs have now jumped in the leaf piles so thoroughly they're not leaf piles anymore. At least they'll sleep well tonight.

"Do you know where you are?" "Oh, I've no idea."

Was my heart ever truly empty? Never. Maybe empty would have been better, or worse than the hopelessness and anger that was once there. I can still cry for young Regina who needed so much that she never got. If ever I seem strange today I'm sure it has to do with what she lacked.

*Ugly cries while watching Disney's Tarzan with the children.*