⠀ ⠀⠀ ❝ 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕟 ℙ𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤 ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 & ℂ𝕣𝕚𝕞𝕖! ❞ ⠀

Fuuuck, why're those Piltie uniforms so damn form-fitting... It's like they want me to try 'n shoot ropes on 'em from a rooftop??

Hell yeah, I'm engagement farming. Mutuals only, but that's obvious as shit, right??

Hot bitch with abs and underboob spotted. Trying to hide my boner. It's SO not working.

AND a bird?? I wanna cum on her feathers. See if she can fly outta range then...

If she's ever stepped in a random puddle of jizz, there's, like. A ninety percent chance it was Jinx. Buuut it coulda been some homeless guy!

How 'proud' Pilties usually end up thirty seconds after visiting Zaun. ✨

YUUUUUUP

Fuuuucked up that I gotta take care of this myself. 🙄 Where's a bitch with daddy issues when I need one...

If you're in pointing distance, you're in plowing distance.

Ganking vulnerable bitches in bushes... 💭💭

/ Gimme more League canons. I ain't asking. 🔫

Shimmer-fueled slamsex. That's the tweet.

I'm here to cause problems on purpose. Or at LEAAAAST fuck a bitch raw. Any takers? 😇

Still alive, bitches!