Guess it’s a good time to be a piss coloured haired male...

Hey #Apple, Why do you allow two false complaints to keep a good app #CopyMeThat out of the App Store? Please reinstate it. For more info, read the open letter to Tim Cook copymethat.com/open-letter-ti…

Watch the live-stream of J.K. Rowling's #TheCasualVacancy event on Thurs 27 Sept at 7:30pm. Join in with #JKRLive ht.ly/dYu4x

Cut Sesame Street and I will move out of this country. Mitt Romney you have ruffled some serious feathers here #debates #puppetpower

I'm totalling doing a Bill Wadman and seeking out dessert!

11 years ago today I managed to convince Lisa Ward to go to the cinema with me. She is ace.

Just watched a fantastic Grand Designs episode - what a beautiful watertower house!

A good deed brightens a hairy world - I just donated to #Movember. Pls support men’s health @ uk.movember.com/donate

The beautiful and fun crotched art of @KnittedArt - go see it Rebecca Hossack Art gallery #NYC

Waitrose and Marks and Spencer's in Bermuda - what else would you want?!

The new apple ads remind me of Sesame Street, the way they shout random words throughout, except Sesame St did it better!

Hand washed only clothes, I hate you!

Question: do Popes have to get a visa to live in the Vatican? Just curious

Can't be dealing with selfish martyrs at all, especially when there is absolutely no need for it

The mighty and industrious Kyle Bean has a shiny new website! kylebean.co.uk

All I'm askin', is for a little respect - just a little bit (just a little bit)

Waiting in the new place for the movers & Craig Ward to arrive. There is nowhere for my preggie butt to sit but the toilet seat, how sad!

I just ordered #myVessyl, the cup that knows what's inside...automatically. Get yours at: myvessyl.com/?referral_toke…

I just entered to win a family vacation from Puj! puj.com/pages/family-t…

Its amazing how Google owns the internet. It's not every day you see your name on Gizmodo, Wired, Mashable and the Wall Street Journal.