Me taking out all the guards in Sekiro vs me facing the boss for the 20th time

Beat the fuck out of her please

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Me asking my friends to come out: "up for a drink?" "nah, not tonight" "no problem" My friends asking me to come out: "come over for a drink" "nah, not tonight" "come on, hurry up, get over here, come on, come on, come on, come on" *calls me like 50 times*

All my friends are having kids and starting a family. Me? I'm making memes about Jason Voorhees telling people to do anal.

Made a new badge for Facebook

Aliens visiting Earth for the first time: Let's check the internet so we know what to expect from Humans People on the internet: we're gonna raid Area 51 to clap alien cheeks Aliens:

So Bruce Campbell ....you sticking to your guns or are we gonna see Ash one last time?

Y'all ever dig through some old stuff and accidentally discover half of the things that sparked your love for reading and horror? Darren Shan thank you for shaping like 90% of my personality

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This ☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l shit is giving me life rn

Been about 10 years since I've read The Vampire's Assistant but Sam's memory lives on

Nobody: UFC: wanna see the early prelims? Buy Fight Pass. Wanna see the prelims? Buy BT Sport. Wanna see the main card? Give us 20 quid. Fuck you UFC, you deserve to be pirated for all this bullshit, pricks