going on ozempic, not to lose weight, but because the inevitable class action lawsuit is gonna pay out like crazy

i feel like a bully just by looking at this

Dumbass just like his damn daddy

I don't know how to explain it but this feels like what a 10 year thinks 2003 was like and not actually what it was like. There's something unauthentic about it. There's something missing

being a support main stuck in silver/gold

Scarlett Johansson, Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Danai Gurira, Don Cheadle, Robert Downey Jr. and Paul Bettany have endorsed Kamala Harris.

well we got about 8 trick or treaters, half of which weren’t in a costume lol

I GOT A PENPAL :) and she lives in india!!! we’re gonna send each other art and sweet little letters! i’m so excited!

nothing like 5 cats following you into the bathroom every time you take a wee

i miss when i got notifications and it was from engagement instead of boosted posts from accounts i don’t follow IDCCC

“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you

Me after the tank has the audacity to say "no heals" in chat after running into a 1v5 multiple times

“Kamala is going to raise taxes” Buddy you make 50k a year, she is NOT talking about you lmao

i need some of yall to get a grip. no one is idolizing your relationship when you posted publically that homeboy stole your money…… #LOSERRR

crumbl cookies are an insult to baking

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cross stitching a mini jesus for my grandma lmao

i think ima try blue sky again