Airbnb is more expensive than hotels Uber is more expensive than taxis Ethereum transactions are more expensive than credit card processing fees The new economy is rekt

I drink non-alcoholic beer now (In addition to alcoholic beer)

Why did bars stop putting out bar snacks? Bring back bar snacks!

On Meta earnings call, Mark Zuckerberg says AI-driven recommendations from accounts you don’t follow is roughly 15% in Facebook and a “little more” in Instagram. He says that percentage will more than double by the end of next year. Huge departure from the social graph era.

What Biden said when Trump got COVID vs. what Trump said when Biden got COVID.

How rural do you have to go before these are the best restaurants in town?

I thought I didn’t like working in an office, turns out I just don’t like working

The funniest transfer of wealth in modern times is the SoftBank Vision fund which took $100 billion in Saudi oil money and gave it to founders who were “reimagining salad delivery” and building coupon apps for dogs that required $2B in funding.

oh god oh fuck he escaped

when you fix a bug you introduced

THE STATE OF RHODE ISLAND PUBLICLY GAVE YOU 75 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A VIDEO GAME BUSINESS THAT FAILED TWO YEARS LATER! IT WAS SO FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE THE STATE POLICE HAD TO INVESTIGATE AND TAX PAYERS ARE STILL PAYING THE BONDS 10 YEARS LATER!!!

Restaurant is spelled wrong.

When is Tony Hawk Pro Longboarder coming out?

How hard is it to counterfeit a lotto ticket? We already know the winning numbers.

JUST IN: The FDA authorized reformulated COVID boosters from Moderna and Pfizer that target the original coronavirus strain and the omicron BA.4/BA.5 subvariants. They will be available next week. n.pr/3Ayldbz

Tax the rich. That is all.

R.I.P. The Queen 🕯️

Good morning. If Republicans win this fall they are going to pass a national abortion ban, eliminate the $2,000 Medicare cap on drug prices, and put a sunset on Social Security. You know why I know this? Because they keep telling us.

Last week MAGAs were offended Biden called them semi-fascist and this week MAGAs are celebrating Italy's new fascist prime minister. Meaning, the word that offended them all along was "semi."